Too Tough to Cry

by The Hotdog Vendors

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This album is about video games and girls and sometimes both at the same time.

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released October 16, 2014

All songs were written and performed by the Hotdog Vendors, except "Chasing the Night" which was originally written and performed by the Ramones.
Dave Castaneda is unfortunately the Hotdog Vendors.

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Track Name: Andopolis//KH2
Sitting in my room with nothing to do
So I plug in my PS2
I'm thinking about you
Kingdom Hearts 2

KINGDOM HEARTS 2

I can't believe you've never played it before
The first one was a masterpiece and this one even more
I can't explain the story without it sounding lame
So sit with me and you will see the greatest fucking game

KINGDOM HEARTS 2
Track Name: Togepizza Party
It's gonna be a Togepizza Party
So come on down and dance with me
THere'll be drinks and snacks and special attacks
Let's get drunk and fill our Pokedex

Tonight's the night, you better grab a bike.
Grab a beer, better get in a fight
Keep it on the down low, don't tell Dr. Oak
Now turn it up loud and go for broke
--
It's gonna be a Togepizza Party
Say you'll go with me tonight
Everybody's gonna be at the Togepizza Party
Watch Unova's light glow bright so bright with me tonight
--
It's gonna be a Togepizza Party
There's gonna be leppa lum daiquiris
And a blitzkrieg booming in the living room
While all the kids groove to J-Puff tunes

We'll be upstairs with the lights dimmed down
And maybe now you'll Togekiss me now.
Forget the world for just one night
And try a slice of Togepizza pie
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It's gonna be a Togepizza Party
Say you'll go with me tonight
Everybody's gonna be at the Togepizza Party
Watch Unova's light glow bright so bright with me tonight
Track Name: #seapunk Kelli
There’s this cute punk chick named Kelli and I love her so
She says she’s into sea punk music what that is oh I don’t know
It’s something to do with dolphins and it’s something to do with weed
She says she smokes at sea punk shows but hey all that’s all right with me
Yeah it’s fine cause she’s so fine and she’s all mine

Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be I wanna be with
Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be under the sea with you

My mom keeps telling me that Kelli’s not all right
But she ain’t seen my sea punk queen shuck and jive all night
The way she sways like tidal waves boy I ain’t ever seen
She’s got the grace of a little mermaid and it mesmerizes me
Yeah, I’m entranced, when I watch her dance

Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be I wanna be with
Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be under the sea with you

I wanna be at the bottom of the sea with you
20,000 leagues away from everyone but you
This deep it’s all a shade of pastel green and blue
20,000 leagues away from everyone but you
Track Name: My Own Law
The other night I woke up with a start
Cold sweat alone clutching my pounding heart
You would think by now that I'd be used to it
But I'm gonna get you back and girl I'll never quit

I'm gonna start with writing songs for you
If that don't work I'm gonna write a letter or two
If discarded that's okay I've got a plan
I'm gonna kick the living shit out of your man

Oh I'll be all right
Cause Tekken taught me how to fight

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I know the combos
I know all the commands
And if all goes well
I will K.O. your man

And I will take your hand
Into my southpaw
I'll be my own Law
I'll be my own Marshall Law
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Tekken taught me everything thing I need to know
Like how to backflip to three dropkicks in a row
He's gonna feel my bony fists and feel my wrath
Either that or he's gonna kick my ass

But I am positive
He's gonna taste my fucking fist
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I know the combos
I know all the commands
And if all goes well
I will K.O. your man

And I will take your hand
Into my southpaw
I'll be my own Law
I'll be my own Marshall Law

I'll be my own Marshall Law
I'll be my own Kazuya
I'll be my own Ling Xiaoyu
I'll be my own Yoshimitsu
Track Name: Bout Anything But
I popped the question
You started to plan
A beautiful weddin
Honeymoon in Disneyland

It's been a few long years now
And not a penny to spare
We don't need no wedding now
Let's drop it I don't care

Bout anything but
Bout anything but
Bout anything but
Making you my wife

I didn't get down on one knee
To hangout with my family
Church bells just don't sound good to me

My love for you is strong
And a wedding bill won't prove me wrong
A life with you and Netflix queue is all that I need

Bout anything but
Bout anything but
Bout anything but
Making you my wife

Nothing old nothing new
Nothing borrowed nothing blue
I don't wanna get married
And I know neither do you

Nothing old nothing new
Nothing borrowed nothing blue
I don't wanna get married
I just wanna spend my life with you
Track Name: Mei Ling
Campbell I'm hanging up right now
I got nothing to say to you
Otacon quit it with the nerd talk!
Campbell I'm hanging up right now
I got nothing to say to you
Otacon quit it with the nerd talk!

Naomi is not for me cause I'm a man and I got my needs
And all I need is this little baby Chinese girl
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Mei Ling Mei Ling
Darling I've got a thing for you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
And all I wanna do is sing to you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
Darling I've got a thing for you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
And all I wanna do is come back to you
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Ancient chinese proverb say
Are you free next Saturday?
I hope I make it out in one piece
I hope I make it out in one piece
Ancient chinese proverb say
Are you free next Saturday?
I hope I make it out in one piece
Cause I wanna see you in a two piece

Labcoat chix make me sick. Fuck Naomi and her Foxdie shit
And I don't care where Meryl is! Ling read some Shakespeare quotes!
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Mei Ling Mei Ling
Darling I've got a thing for you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
And all I wanna do is sing to you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
Darling I've got a thing for you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
And all I wanna do is come back to you
---
She got a Soliton radar heartbeat pounding in my head
Her frequency is the only thing saving me
She got a Soliton radar heartbeat pounding in my head
Her frequency's saving me so I call her up again
---
Mei Ling Mei Ling
Darling I've got a thing for you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
And all I wanna do is sing to you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
Darling I've got a thing for you
Mei Ling Mei Ling
And all I wanna do is come back to you
Track Name: Chasing the Night (Ramones cover)
Standing here in front of the mirror
It's gonna be all right tonight
Feelin hot yeah I'm on fire
I ain't ever gon to retire
--
Tonight it's gonna be all right
Chasing the night
Its gonna be all right
Chasing the night
Its gonna be all right
Chasing the night
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Live my life as I choose
I paid the price paid my dues
You know I need no alibi
Daytime troubles fadin
Nights intoxicating
Gonna have it all tonight
That ain't no lie
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Tonight it's gonna be all right
Chasing the night
Its gonna be all right
Chasing the night
Its gonna be all right
Chasing the night
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Rock all night sleep all day
It don't matter what they say
I ain't ever gonna change my ways
And I won't be back till Monday

Feelin exasperating
Excitement generating
I'm never ever gonna tire
The city's overloading
The circuits are exploding
I ain't comin down cuz I'm too wired
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Tonight it's gonna be all right
Chasing the night
Its gonna be all right
Chasing the night
Its gonna be all right
Chasing the night
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Track Name: Wall of Sound
I'll drown you out
With my wall of sound
I'm gonna turn it up loud
My wall of sound
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I've got the Crystals on
I've got Da Doo Ron Ron
Phil Spector's got a hold of me

I like that 60s sound
Turn it up loud throughout the town
Your words bounce off those bubblegum melodies
---
I'll drown you out
With my wall of sound
I'm gonna turn it up loud
My wall of sound

I'm gonna tune you out
I'm gonna turn you down
And all that I got now
Is my wall of sound
---
I wanna record an LP
One as good as End of the Century
Hold a gun to your head until you fucking listen to me
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I'll drown you out
With my wall of sound
I'm gonna turn it up loud
My wall of sound

I'm gonna tune you out
I'm gonna turn you down
And all that I got now
Is my wall of sound
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