The Hotdog Vendors

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My dog contributed nothing to the making of this album.

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released March 12, 2013

All songs written and performed by the Hotdog Vendors.
Dave Castaneda - Vocals, Music, Normal Dancing
Ameneh Stormborn of House Targaryen sings on "Tamagotchi Girl"
Shaaqueen Latifah sings on "Bikes"

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Track Name: At The Citgo
I first saw her from afar
She was leaning on his car
And all that I could think
Was I wish that I could sing

Well enough to win her heart
So we'd never be apart
And when I put this thing in park
Yeah she could lean against my car

Yeah it was at the Citgo
And I knew right from the get go
I want a girl who's just like you
No I want you and only you

Then you pulled out a cigarette
And put one right between your lips
And even though I do not smoke
I know that I could deal with it

My memory is so pristine
Everything smelled like Gasoline
Can't I take you away with me?
We'll go to France or Italy
Or anywhere your heart desires
Burn all the rubber off my tires
Making out on the hood of my car
Once we set all the gas pumps on fire
Track Name: Tamagotchi Girl
My girl said BEEP BEEP BEEP at night
Yeah she said BEEP BEEP when we first met
Her dot matrix heart is all mine
You know she's cooler than a Giga Pet

All the kids wanted a girl like you
But all that changed when I turned 22
that won't stop me from loving you
My alien egg princess so cool

Tamagotchi girl
I love you
I hope your motherboard computes me, too
Tamagotchi girl
I love you
I know your motherboard computes me, too

My girl said BEEP BEEP BEEP at night
Yeah she said BEEP BEEP when we first met
Her dot matrix heart is all mine
You know she's cooler than a Giga Pet

My girl is off the flipping chain
Even though she really is a keychain
But you know that that ain't stoppin me
My alien egg princess my queen

Tamagotchi me, Tamagotchi you
Tamagotchi Girl I love love you
Track Name: Polly Anne
It was sophomore year in the cafeteria line
You looked at me with those eye-hye-hye-hyes
All I could do was squeak HIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii

I stood there as my best friend laughed at me
You smiled and turned your pretty face awayy
I forgot all about Chik-Fil-A Wednesday
You smiled and turned your pretty face awayyy

What can I say you shook my world it spun like crazy
You made my day you made my month you made my everything

Oh Pollyanne
Do you remember?
Do you?
That lunch period
Back in August

Girl you know I dooooo.

I was just a
nother boy who
couldn't help but
blush in front of you

A fleeting moment
Never stored in
Long term memory
We're fucking history

My heart stopped
at the bus stop
My jaw dropped
at the bus stop
You had my heart
when you stepped out of the car
At the bus stop
At the bus stop
Track Name: I Said Okay
when you told me you loved me I said yeah
when you told me you loved me I said okay
when you told me you loved me I said I know
I know I probably should have called you back yesterday

It's not that I don't like hanging out with you
I just usually have more important things to do
Like playing games and drinking beer all by myself
Get off my back and leave me to all my vices dude

You know that I don't like it when you rush things
You know I don't like being interrupted while singing
So sit back and let me sweetly serenade
you with all the reasons why you gotta leave

All your friends say I'm just not the guy for you
I'd say they're wrong, but I'm not gonna lie to you
Something's off like the awful things I've put you through
You're crying now but that ain't really nothing new
Track Name: Don't Say Yes
It's been a while
so I wanna dial you
And ask once and for all
Are we through?

Please don't say yes
Please don't say yes oh no

Every once in a while
I wanna dial you
And just let you know that
I can't get over you

I hope you don't mind
If I really hate your new guy

Every once in a while
I wanna dial you
And ask how you're doing
And how to get over you

Please don't hang up
I just really want to talk to you

Please don't leave
Me all alone
I know you're there so
Pick up the phone

'cause

I don't wanna leave another message at the tone
This phone will explode at the sound of the tone
Track Name: Shreds
I could tear you to shreds
I got a bite and I know it hurts
Yeah I could rip out your jugular
But I won't, no I won't

I could rip off your face
Tear it clean off and lick your skeleton
Let your closed casket depress everyone
But I won't, no I won't

You know that I'm the only thing
Standing in between
You and a grisly death

So go ahead and
keep scratching my head
and keeping me well fed
And I promise that I'll never tear you to shreds

I could kill you in your sleep
I could probably do it painlessly
It wouldn't even interrupt your dreams
But I won't, no I won't.

So go ahead and
keep scratching my head
and keeping me well fed
And let me sleep in your bed cause

I promise I'll never tear you to shreds
I promise that I won't rip off your head
I promise I'll never tear you to shreds
I promise that I will love you instead
Track Name: Friend Zone
You're calling me
Saying I want you back
I'm sorry but
Kind words I lack

Does all last year
Ring a bell
The year that you
Put me through hell

I blocked you
From my phone
Because I don't
I dont I dont

You drank a bit
Made out with guys
As I sat there
With teary eyes

Drove home alone
Feeling blue
While about 4 guys
Ran a train on you

I locked you
Out of my home
Because I don't
I dont I dont

I don't wanna go back
I don't wanna go back
I don't wanna go back
You can't make me go

I don't wanna go back
I will never go back
I don't wanna go back
To the Friend Zone

Nooooo
You can't make me go
Back to the Friend Zone
Go home, go home
Track Name: Disney World
I WANNA TAKE HER TO DISNEY WORLD
KISS HER ON THE RIVER OF ITS A SMALL WORLD
Watch her smiling as we soar on Dumbo's back
I'll hold her close through the fireworks show while our lips smack

I want to take her to Paris, France
Beneath the Eiffel Tower we will dance
I'm gonna need her to Translate for me
Because all I know's Oui Oui Ho Ho and Si Vous Plait.

With our luggage in tow, we'll embark
To see the wonders of the world and all the Disney Parks
I'm glad she can put up with all the stupid things I do
Cause we've got 6 more continents to go to

I want to take her to disneyland
Walk through that haunted mansion hand in hand.
We'll meet all the princess, yeah we'll see them all
Because it's a fucking small world after all

With our luggage in tow, we'll embark
To see the wonders of the world and all the Disney Parks
I'm glad she can put up with all the stupid things I do
Cause we've got 6 more continents to go to

We'll pretend the aeroplane's a magic carpet ride
As the seven seas and all the mountaintops go by
We'll see what we want to see, Go where we wanna go
Even Lothlorien and Disney Tokyo
Track Name: Nuke the Site From Orbit
I know I should have listened to you
When you said to stay away from this place
But I'm glad you decided to come
Because I love looking at your face

Even though the atmosphere
Is terraformed to breath real clear
I find myself choking up
Everytime you're near

Let's nuke the site from orbit tonight
It really is the only way to be sure
Let's nuke the site from orbit tonight
We'll see the show then get the hell out of here

I got some acid on my shoulder
Help me take of my shirt
You could yours off too if you wanna
I really thought that one would work

We've got a robot
And we've got a little girl
I think there's a cat too
and of course there's you
And you're out of this world

Keep the watch on
So I can find you
If God forbid I
Ever lost you

Let's nuke the site from orbit tonight
It really is the only way to be sure
Let's nuke the site from orbit tonight
We'll see the show then blast off at the speed of light
Let's nuke the site from orbit tonight
It really is the only way to be sure
Let's nuke the site from orbit tonight
We'll see the show then cryogenically sleep together
Track Name: Bikes (lousy acoustic)
This summer lets both buy bikes
We'll ride all day and all night
We'll go wherever the fuck we like
Because we're grown up and we can

We'll ride through what comes our way
Our parents don't got a say
And if they did we'd go anyway
Because we're grown ups with a plan

Oh I cannot wait for the summer
When we can escape together

This summer let's both buy bikes
Admire downtown's night lights
Ignoring all our mosquito bites
Together we'll ride side by side

No our bikes won't collect dust
Only the dust we kick up
On everybody behind us
But we'll move so fast there's no one there

Oh I cannot wait for the summer
When we can escape together

Weaving in and out of traffic
Away from the world we'll have it
Our spokes spinning all around town
Please tell me that you're down

Weaving in and out of traffic
Away from the world we'll have it
Our spokes spinning all around town
Please tell me that you're down

Together we'll ride and ride
I swear I'll never leave your side
I can't think of a better way
To spend every single one of our summer days