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Too Tough to Cry

by The Hotdog Vendors

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1.
Sitting in my room with nothing to do So I plug in my PS2 I'm thinking about you Kingdom Hearts 2 KINGDOM HEARTS 2 I can't believe you've never played it before The first one was a masterpiece and this one even more I can't explain the story without it sounding lame So sit with me and you will see the greatest fucking game KINGDOM HEARTS 2
2.
It's gonna be a Togepizza Party So come on down and dance with me THere'll be drinks and snacks and special attacks Let's get drunk and fill our Pokedex Tonight's the night, you better grab a bike. Grab a beer, better get in a fight Keep it on the down low, don't tell Dr. Oak Now turn it up loud and go for broke -- It's gonna be a Togepizza Party Say you'll go with me tonight Everybody's gonna be at the Togepizza Party Watch Unova's light glow bright so bright with me tonight -- It's gonna be a Togepizza Party There's gonna be leppa lum daiquiris And a blitzkrieg booming in the living room While all the kids groove to J-Puff tunes We'll be upstairs with the lights dimmed down And maybe now you'll Togekiss me now. Forget the world for just one night And try a slice of Togepizza pie -- It's gonna be a Togepizza Party Say you'll go with me tonight Everybody's gonna be at the Togepizza Party Watch Unova's light glow bright so bright with me tonight
3.
There’s this cute punk chick named Kelli and I love her so She says she’s into sea punk music what that is oh I don’t know It’s something to do with dolphins and it’s something to do with weed She says she smokes at sea punk shows but hey all that’s all right with me Yeah it’s fine cause she’s so fine and she’s all mine Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be I wanna be with Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be under the sea with you My mom keeps telling me that Kelli’s not all right But she ain’t seen my sea punk queen shuck and jive all night The way she sways like tidal waves boy I ain’t ever seen She’s got the grace of a little mermaid and it mesmerizes me Yeah, I’m entranced, when I watch her dance Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be I wanna be with Kelli #seapunk Kelli girl I wanna be under the sea with you I wanna be at the bottom of the sea with you 20,000 leagues away from everyone but you This deep it’s all a shade of pastel green and blue 20,000 leagues away from everyone but you
4.
My Own Law 02:35
The other night I woke up with a start Cold sweat alone clutching my pounding heart You would think by now that I'd be used to it But I'm gonna get you back and girl I'll never quit I'm gonna start with writing songs for you If that don't work I'm gonna write a letter or two If discarded that's okay I've got a plan I'm gonna kick the living shit out of your man Oh I'll be all right Cause Tekken taught me how to fight --- I know the combos I know all the commands And if all goes well I will K.O. your man And I will take your hand Into my southpaw I'll be my own Law I'll be my own Marshall Law --- Tekken taught me everything thing I need to know Like how to backflip to three dropkicks in a row He's gonna feel my bony fists and feel my wrath Either that or he's gonna kick my ass But I am positive He's gonna taste my fucking fist --- I know the combos I know all the commands And if all goes well I will K.O. your man And I will take your hand Into my southpaw I'll be my own Law I'll be my own Marshall Law I'll be my own Marshall Law I'll be my own Kazuya I'll be my own Ling Xiaoyu I'll be my own Yoshimitsu
5.
I popped the question You started to plan A beautiful weddin Honeymoon in Disneyland It's been a few long years now And not a penny to spare We don't need no wedding now Let's drop it I don't care Bout anything but Bout anything but Bout anything but Making you my wife I didn't get down on one knee To hangout with my family Church bells just don't sound good to me My love for you is strong And a wedding bill won't prove me wrong A life with you and Netflix queue is all that I need Bout anything but Bout anything but Bout anything but Making you my wife Nothing old nothing new Nothing borrowed nothing blue I don't wanna get married And I know neither do you Nothing old nothing new Nothing borrowed nothing blue I don't wanna get married I just wanna spend my life with you
6.
Mei Ling 03:01
Campbell I'm hanging up right now I got nothing to say to you Otacon quit it with the nerd talk! Campbell I'm hanging up right now I got nothing to say to you Otacon quit it with the nerd talk! Naomi is not for me cause I'm a man and I got my needs And all I need is this little baby Chinese girl --- Mei Ling Mei Ling Darling I've got a thing for you Mei Ling Mei Ling And all I wanna do is sing to you Mei Ling Mei Ling Darling I've got a thing for you Mei Ling Mei Ling And all I wanna do is come back to you --- Ancient chinese proverb say Are you free next Saturday? I hope I make it out in one piece I hope I make it out in one piece Ancient chinese proverb say Are you free next Saturday? I hope I make it out in one piece Cause I wanna see you in a two piece Labcoat chix make me sick. Fuck Naomi and her Foxdie shit And I don't care where Meryl is! Ling read some Shakespeare quotes! --- Mei Ling Mei Ling Darling I've got a thing for you Mei Ling Mei Ling And all I wanna do is sing to you Mei Ling Mei Ling Darling I've got a thing for you Mei Ling Mei Ling And all I wanna do is come back to you --- She got a Soliton radar heartbeat pounding in my head Her frequency is the only thing saving me She got a Soliton radar heartbeat pounding in my head Her frequency's saving me so I call her up again --- Mei Ling Mei Ling Darling I've got a thing for you Mei Ling Mei Ling And all I wanna do is sing to you Mei Ling Mei Ling Darling I've got a thing for you Mei Ling Mei Ling And all I wanna do is come back to you
7.
Standing here in front of the mirror It's gonna be all right tonight Feelin hot yeah I'm on fire I ain't ever gon to retire -- Tonight it's gonna be all right Chasing the night Its gonna be all right Chasing the night Its gonna be all right Chasing the night --- Live my life as I choose I paid the price paid my dues You know I need no alibi Daytime troubles fadin Nights intoxicating Gonna have it all tonight That ain't no lie --- Tonight it's gonna be all right Chasing the night Its gonna be all right Chasing the night Its gonna be all right Chasing the night --- Rock all night sleep all day It don't matter what they say I ain't ever gonna change my ways And I won't be back till Monday Feelin exasperating Excitement generating I'm never ever gonna tire The city's overloading The circuits are exploding I ain't comin down cuz I'm too wired --- Tonight it's gonna be all right Chasing the night Its gonna be all right Chasing the night Its gonna be all right Chasing the night ---
8.
I'll drown you out With my wall of sound I'm gonna turn it up loud My wall of sound --- I've got the Crystals on I've got Da Doo Ron Ron Phil Spector's got a hold of me I like that 60s sound Turn it up loud throughout the town Your words bounce off those bubblegum melodies --- I'll drown you out With my wall of sound I'm gonna turn it up loud My wall of sound I'm gonna tune you out I'm gonna turn you down And all that I got now Is my wall of sound --- I wanna record an LP One as good as End of the Century Hold a gun to your head until you fucking listen to me --- I'll drown you out With my wall of sound I'm gonna turn it up loud My wall of sound I'm gonna tune you out I'm gonna turn you down And all that I got now Is my wall of sound ---

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This album is about video games and girls and sometimes both at the same time.

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released October 16, 2014

All songs were written and performed by the Hotdog Vendors, except "Chasing the Night" which was originally written and performed by the Ramones.
Dave Castaneda is unfortunately the Hotdog Vendors.

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