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Would You Maybe?
02:49
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Would you maybe
come over after school and play a game?
Man I think that'd be so cool
No you wouldn't?
Well I guess that's all right too
Would you maybe
wanna grab a bite to eat? I'll even pay
I know a place that's pretty neat
Oh, you're busy?
Well maybe sometime next week
Why can't girls just like me already?
I mean, I'm the epitome of chivalry
I just want someone to call me baby
So hey girl would you maybe? Would you maybe date me? (whoa!)
Would you maybe
let me take you to the prom? I'll wear a suit
And I'll be nice to your mom
Hell fucking no way?
Well I'm sorry I bothered you
Why can't girls just like me already?
I mean I'm the epitome of chivalry
I just want someone to call me baby
So hey girl would you maybe? Would you maybe date me? (yeah!)
Why the fuck can't girls like me already?
I mean I'm the epitome of chivalry
I just want someone to fucking date me
So I'm beggin would you maybe? Would you maybe date me? (Please god!)
Hey guess what?
You're really not my type, you've got a butt
Everything else is just all right
I'll take your number, I guess since you insist
See girls are dumb and girls are crazy
And they don't give a damn about fucking chivalry
Heed my words and don't call girls "baby"
Just tell them would you maybe? Get away from me already
Would you maybe?
Get away from me
Would you maybe?
Get away from me
Would you maybe?
Get away from me
Would you maybe?
Get away from me
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2. |
Dark Depths of My Heart
02:19
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Oh marit lage is such a babe that I would take her on a date
to some place cool, maybe shoot some pool
or an ice locked tundra
Oh marit lage, please call me
What do you mean you're a hundred feet deep
in a frozen lake, are you gonna be late?
Well this ruins our dinner date (at PF Changs)
Oh marit lage, why do we have to be torn apart?
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
Oh marit lage, I have loved you from the start.
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
and I mean that
But hey I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of, being in love with a
flying, legendary, indestructible,
creature that probably wouldn't fit in my
flying, legendary, indestructible,
creature that probably wouldn't fit in my car
Oh marit lage, why do we have to be torn apart?
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
Oh marit lage, I have loved you from the start.
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
and I mean that
Yeah yes I do
Lage baby I love you
(Lage baby I love you)
Lage baby yes it's true
(The fact that I love you and)
Oh marit lage is such a babe that I would take her on a date
to some place cool, maybe shoot some pool
or an ice locked tundra
Oh marit lage, please call me
What do you mean you're a hundred feet deep
in a frozen lake, are you gonna be late?
Well this ruins our dinner date
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Blue Tiger Camo
02:23
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I woke up today, just a little too late
Yeah I slept right through my job interview but
that's okay, yeah I'm okay
She walked right through that door,
The same as all the girls before, but
that's okay, everything's going my way (cuz I got)
Blue tiger camo
Blue tiger camo on my skorpion
Blue tiger camo
Blue tiger camo on my skorpion
It took 75 headshots to lose every single thing I got
But I won't complain, no I won't complain.
CPS took all my kids, but daddy's in the money, he ain't losin' this
And oh I feel great, just look at this sick paint on the side of my gun!
Blue tiger camo
Blue tiger camo on my skorpion
Blue tiger camo
Blue tiger camo on my skorpion
I say good riddance to the lot of you
I say good riddance, (oh) to you all
Daddy's gonna do just what he wants to do
So I'm queuing up for another free for all (with my)
Blue tiger camo
Blue tiger camo on my skorpion
Blue tiger camo
Blue tiger camo on my skorpion
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Count My Scars
02:44
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I wanna look up at the stars with you
go to bars with you
drive in my car with you
I wanna find the moon and mars with you
count my scars with you
just be with you
Girl you got it going on that's why I wrote this stupid song
I know I have to be with you, I wish that you could see it too
But you don't and that's okay, because I know you will someday
And until that day's today I think about you and I pray
someday you'll say
I wanna look up at the stars with you
go to bars with you
drive in my car with you
I wanna find the moon and mars with you
count my scars with you
just be with you
I wanna be more than a friend
I want this pain to fucking end
When will it end?
But I understand you can't
Because you've got another man
You should dump him because
I wanna look up at the stars with you
go to bars with you
drive in my car with you
I wanna find the moon and mars with you
count my scars with you
just be with you
I wanna look up at the stars with you
go to bars with you
just be with you
I wanna watch veronica mars with you
count my scars with you
just be with you
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A handbag.
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