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This one's about my favorite magic card. I like the part about the car.

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Oh marit lage is such a babe that I would take her on a date
to some place cool, maybe shoot some pool
or an ice locked tundra

Oh marit lage, please call me
What do you mean you're a hundred feet deep
in a frozen lake, are you gonna be late?
Well this ruins our dinner date (at PF Changs)

Oh marit lage, why do we have to be torn apart?
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
Oh marit lage, I have loved you from the start.
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
and I mean that

But hey I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of, being in love with a
flying, legendary, indestructible,
creature that probably wouldn't fit in my
flying, legendary, indestructible,
creature that probably wouldn't fit in my car

Oh marit lage, why do we have to be torn apart?
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
Oh marit lage, I have loved you from the start.
Your tentacles have reached the dark depths of my heart
and I mean that

Yeah yes I do

Lage baby I love you
(Lage baby I love you)
Lage baby yes it's true
(The fact that I love you and)

Oh marit lage is such a babe that I would take her on a date
to some place cool, maybe shoot some pool
or an ice locked tundra

Oh marit lage, please call me
What do you mean you're a hundred feet deep
in a frozen lake, are you gonna be late?
Well this ruins our dinner date

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from SPOILED BR​Ä​TS: Unreleased, Unwanted, Unloved, released September 27, 2023

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