Release the Crappin'!, by The Hotdog Vendors

Release the Crappin'!

by The Hotdog Vendors

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1.	Chix Fil A 02:25	lyrics	buy track
i met her at a chick fil a i fell in love when she looked my way and she was so nice she gave me waffle fries for free i asked her when she got off with a shaky voice and sweaty palms but she didnt notice she said 7:30 then she smiled at me i met her at a chick fil a fell in love when I read her name and i love that movie too i wanna be with you im countin the hours till my lunch break just so I can see her face take my money baby keep the change take my hand lets leave this place tonight oh my god i love her oh my god oh i want to hold her oh my god i love her oh my god oh i want to hold her hand i met her at a chick fil a i fell in love when she looked my way and she was so nice she gave me waffle fries for free i asked her when she got off with a shaky voice and sweaty palms but she didnt notice she said right fucking now then she jumped on me oh my god i love her oh my god oh i want to hold her oh my god i love her oh my god oh i want to hold her hand oh i dont think you understand just how bad i want to hold her hand oh i dont think you understand just how bad you know im gonna hold that hand
2.	Ensign Ro 02:51	lyrics	buy track
oh whoa ensign ro shes on board so i gotta go tell her to meet me in holodeck 3 ensign please go out with me oh whoa ensign ro shes on board so i gotta go tell her to meet me for a bar room drink ensign please go out with me --- shes on the bridge everybody shut up cant fly this thing staring at her butt all my friends say its just a fleeting crush but im inclined to think its so much more shes got the finest ridges on the bridge of her nose shes the hasperat queen but nobody knows i sneak into her room with stolen access codes please god dont tell worf --- oh whoa ensign ro shes on board so i gotta go tell her to meet me in holodeck 3 ensign please go out with me oh whoa ensign ro shes on board so i gotta go tell her to meet me for a bar room drink ensign please go out with me --- her eyes are phasers set to stun shes broken more hearts than the dominion i patiently wait to be her next victim oh what a way to go some say shes down low workin for the maguis but i know my ro wont do that to me gonna go with her on the next away team please picard make it so --- oh whoa ensign ro shes on board so i gotta go tell her to meet me in holodeck 3 ensign please go out with me oh whoa ensign ro shes on board so i gotta go tell her to meet me for a bar room drink ensign please go out with me ---
3.	Super Like 01:13	lyrics	buy track
i super like this girl i do and i just want to her that but im all out of super likes and im not spending money on this stupid app o tinderrrrr why wont you let me superlike this girl this girl i want to get to know o tinderrrrr why did you let me superlike that girl by accident three girls ago whoa i super like this girl i do and i just want to her that but im all out of super likes and im not spending money on this stupid app
4.	Bobby Scar 02:04	lyrics	buy track
if i was bobby scar i would pick you up in my car and we would go to the show together and well dance hand in hand and afterwards illl beat your old man in a caption falcon ditto whoa if i was bobby scar i think that id win your heart id father all of your kids and i would play the part if and only when there is no tournament but if there is then you know I'm bringing home a win cuz i need you like he knees them and i could be with you if i could be bobby scar just for a day --- if bobby scar were me id take you out and then you would see just how nice i really am why im the peoples champ if bobby scar were me id make everyone happy id be my mommas favorite son and a gentleman to you --- cuz i need you like he knees them and i could be with you if i could be bobby scar just for a day one day bobby scar just for a day one day bobby scar this i pray one day i could be you for a day i could be finally good at melee
5.	Get Her on the Phone 02:18	lyrics	buy track
I'm missin, kristin Yeah I'm wishin I was kissin her But she's so, distant Now I'm all alone here missin her And I know that she's in a happier place right now but i selfishly just wanna see her face right now so someone Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Tell her to come home --- I'm missin, her sittin in my passenger seat and dancin Now I'm, wishin there was movement next to me But now I'm all alone and picking up this carryout Chinese food without you, and rollin my windows down (and calling out) Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Tell her to come home Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Get her on the phone right now Get her on the phone Tell her to come home
6.	Beachhouse Breakup 02:10	lyrics	buy track
you told me that this would be good for us anything to get us out of our home a birthday party on the beach complete with a beach house little did i know so little did i know --- everyones havin a good time on the beach everyones gavin fun except for me you and i inside just arguin' my baby left me on the beach --- I watched you slip through my hands And into the arms of another man He was a real beach boy with a real beach tan And a bud light lime in each of his hands No amount of Pet Sounds can ease this pain Wouldn't it be nice a bullet to the brain or maybe ill just fucking drown cuz the surf is up but my mood is down --- everyones havin a good time on the beach everyones gavin fun except for me you and i inside just arguin' my baby left me on the beach
7.	Back in Time 02:18	lyrics	buy track
last time i saw you you wore your hair down and i don't remember your eyes vein so brown but now i see all the beauty of you in between the lines and id save you from myself if i could, if i could go back in time i wanna go back just like mcfly all the way back to 2005 i said a lot of shit that i didn't mean unaware that you could leave me saving all my dimes for a time machine car ride --- i wanna go back in time tonight i wanna go back and do it right this time gimme one more chance, gimme one more dance, gimme one more smile i wanna go back in time for just a little while with you --- we both know that back then oh i was in a funk but nowadays I'm mostly alone and getting drunk and dreaming up ways to get you back, like a time machine straight to the past where we exist, and i don't fuck it up ---- i wanna go back in time tonight i wanna go back and do it right this time gimme one more chance, gimme one more dance, gimme one more smile i wanna go back in time for just a little while with you with you, you you, back in time for just a little while with you yeah you, yeah you
8.	Favorite Movie 01:28	lyrics	buy track
You wanna watch my favorite movie? I've seen it at least a dozen times Yeah its the one where she leaves in the end And every time I'm always surprised Take a seat and I'll make popcorn (and next to me) you can watch this fire burn They say all good things must come to an end But I guess I'll never learn You wanna watch my favorite movie yeah I think I've got it memorized He hates himself more than he loves her But when she leaves it's always a surprise When she leaves it's always a surprise Why oh why am I always surprised Everytime she says "goodbye"
9.	Call it a Night 02:54	lyrics	buy track
I'm gonna watch the shining without you even though we talked about it all last fir day night but I'm getting sick of sitting here waiting for your call so I'm killin this gin and poppin it in then ill call it a night i think I'm gonna go to the show without you dance alone to the ramones yeah its gonna be all right i think I'm gonna wanna write a song about you about how you're gone and won't respond then ill call it a night call it a niiiiiiight call it a niiiiiiight call it a niiiiiiight call it a night, ill call it a night, ill call it a night

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released December 7, 2019

Thanks to Erick Hotdog for helping write some of the solos and shit. Also for the many hours spent playing SSBM rather than actually playing any music.

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