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oh whoa ensign ro
shes on board so i gotta go
tell her to meet me in holodeck 3
ensign please go out with me

oh whoa ensign ro
shes on board so i gotta go
tell her to meet me for a bar room drink
ensign please go out with me
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shes on the bridge everybody shut up
cant fly this thing staring at her butt
all my friends say its just a fleeting crush
but im inclined to think its so much more

shes got the finest ridges on the bridge of her nose
shes the hasperat queen but nobody knows
i sneak into her room with stolen access codes
please god dont tell worf
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oh whoa ensign ro
shes on board so i gotta go
tell her to meet me in holodeck 3
ensign please go out with me

oh whoa ensign ro
shes on board so i gotta go
tell her to meet me for a bar room drink
ensign please go out with me
---
her eyes are phasers set to stun
shes broken more hearts than the dominion
i patiently wait to be her next victim
oh what a way to go

some say shes down low workin for the maguis
but i know my ro wont do that to me
gonna go with her on the next away team
please picard make it so
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oh whoa ensign ro
shes on board so i gotta go
tell her to meet me in holodeck 3
ensign please go out with me

oh whoa ensign ro
shes on board so i gotta go
tell her to meet me for a bar room drink
ensign please go out with me
---

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from Release the Crappin'!, released December 7, 2019

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