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Would You Maybe?

from SPOILED BRÄTS: Unreleased, Unwanted, Unloved by The Hotdog Vendors

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The whiniest, shittiest, incel-iest song we got, but I dunno it’s kinda catchy I guess lol

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Would you maybe
come over after school and play a game?
Man I think that'd be so cool
No you wouldn't?
Well I guess that's all right too

Would you maybe
wanna grab a bite to eat? I'll even pay
I know a place that's pretty neat
Oh, you're busy?
Well maybe sometime next week

Why can't girls just like me already?
I mean, I'm the epitome of chivalry
I just want someone to call me baby
So hey girl would you maybe? Would you maybe date me? (whoa!)

Would you maybe
let me take you to the prom? I'll wear a suit
And I'll be nice to your mom
Hell fucking no way?
Well I'm sorry I bothered you

Why can't girls just like me already?
I mean I'm the epitome of chivalry
I just want someone to call me baby
So hey girl would you maybe? Would you maybe date me? (yeah!)

Why the fuck can't girls like me already?
I mean I'm the epitome of chivalry
I just want someone to fucking date me
So I'm beggin would you maybe? Would you maybe date me? (Please god!)

Hey guess what?
You're really not my type, you've got a butt
Everything else is just all right
I'll take your number, I guess since you insist

See girls are dumb and girls are crazy
And they don't give a damn about fucking chivalry
Heed my words and don't call girls "baby"
Just tell them would you maybe? Get away from me already

Would you maybe?
Get away from me
Would you maybe?
Get away from me
Would you maybe?
Get away from me
Would you maybe?
Get away from me

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from SPOILED BRÄTS: Unreleased, Unwanted, Unloved, released September 27, 2023

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